Category — What do you think?

I’d like to introduce this post with a satiric video, that (A) cracks me up, and (B) rings true in so many ways….

Alright so that doesn’t happen to MOST of us when we go wine tasting, but working in the biz for a little bit now has shown me that winery tasting tours can get ugly. Here are five reasons why I believe we should (enjoy and) spit more wine….

1) You will learn more if you spit. When I went to Taste Washington, I tried nearly 350 wines in four hours. When the show was over, I was still on the sober side of things. I took a taxi of course to be sure but there is no way I could have learned so much at that event if I would have schlugged it down all the way.

2) You will not be a jack ass, guranteed. Some people don’t have problems with this, but after working in the industry for some years I’ve seen peoples’ intelligence drop and their “jack ass-nish” rise very quickly with a little wine and hot weather. If you spit, you can laugh at the “other” guy and not be him or her. Spitting wine regularly will also build discipline and aid in preventing Alcoholism*.

3) You will make more educated wine purchases and know what to buy when you get home. The point was to go out and find some great wine right!? These wineries invite you to their estates not to get you drunk but to sell their fine product! Spit wine and build a kick ass cellar with great stories from your experience at the estate, join a few wine clubs, and remember this experience is a privilege not a license to get crunked!
4) You can try more wine! I don’t know why you got out to taste but I know I want to try everything out there! Over six thousand wineries in the US, lots of wine to try and so little time, why not spit so you can squeeze the most mileage out your palette?
5) You will not risk your life or others by driving intoxicated. This is the most important reason to spit wine if you do not have a designated driver. In 2006, there were 13,470 fatalities in crashes involving an alcohol-impaired driver (BAC of .08 or higher) – 32 percent of total traffic fatalities for the year according to AlcoholAlert.com. Of those 13,000 inexcusable deaths, nearly 2,000 of them were children under 14 years of age. If you are unable to adopt the simple habit of spitting, get a Designated Driver.

Wine tasting rooms in general should be more accomodating for the wine spitting enthusiast. If there is not a spit bucket on hand and easily usable request that the tasting room manager put one in! We all have to step it up when it comes to responsible tasting tour consumption. Lastly, it is always safer to designate a non-spitting tour goer, but if thats not possible, SPIT EVERY DROP, I gurantee your experience will be enlightening and totally fun, you may even get less sleepy so you can taste more freaking wine.

Other great article on how to taste wine without getting drunk.

Cheers,

Lloyd

Love Wine | Spit Wine

*This is not backed by medical research or studies, the author is representing an educated assessment due to the fact less alcohol is entering the blood stream by spitting. Therefore doing less physiologically to drive an alcohol dependency.

I came across this article a ways back and wanted to come back to it today, Earth Day, the day where we all think a little harder about our impact on this planet…I think this is a great concept but of course not really viable for world wide wine distribution…or is it? 1800’s ship hauls 60,000 bottles of wine from France to Ireland…..